Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The Daily Mist

Hey you all, its me..Jay Jay - a reporter of the Daily Mist. It's been a while..Now you might ask "Why is it called The Daily Mist?" to which I answer "Becuz"..

I have made the most important discovery of the womenkind and the mankind (<-- mommy, I know you will be proud of me to use word womenkind..thanks..)The truth is your parents almost always agree when the decision is going against what you hoped for yourself-

J: Can I have my own iPhone?
M & D: Nooooooooooooo

J: Can you buy me a horse as a gift for next birthday?
M & D: Noooooooooooooooooo

J: I do not feel like going to this birthday. I think I will not go..
M & D:Oh, yes, you will..

A little background - lately I think mommy is getting way too much time for herself and also I feel we need this. We need a baby sibling here. Becuz imagine when the object in question is well fed, burped, rested, bathed, cleaned, dried, clothed, well fed again, burped and then resting in the stroller, I can show her/him off as my see? So, I made a little rhyme for mom and dad to agree with my proposal

J (looking at mom and dad): May be you want a baby
M & D : Noooooooooooooooooooo..No way...
alas, I had to change the rhyme
J: May be you want a baby, but may be you just won't

So, please make a note, you all kids around the world, when your parents agree to dis-agree with you, you will most definitely see a little sparkle in their eyes which is a miracle..
moving on...

the little sister has finally figured out what she wants to be when she grows up
M: Nini, what do you want to be when you grow up?
N: Yesterday, when I growed up, I want to be a cooker..
that is so hill-a-ri-us..somehow she had a pretty annoyed and firm expression on her cooker it is Nina..we get it..

Talking about getting annoyed, I have been subjected to frequent bouts of crying followed by bouts of weird laughing and then crying by Nina (and her mother) all day long. I do not get it. mommy said "Jay Jay we are prepraring you for what lies ahead.." I still do not get it..becuz as far as I can see I have math test, spelling test, another math test and then another spelling test ahead of me and I do not know what crying and then laughing is doing to help me survive that..but whateves..

I am so happy to announce that I watched my very first Indian movie...its called English-Vinglish..or may I say "Hindi-Vindi" for me? becuz man, there was a whole lot of Hindi-Vindi in there..while mom and dad where enjoying the movie completely ignoring me, uncle Nick came to the rescue and provided sub-titles..thanks uncle Nick, I owe you one..or may be two..

In the make-believe fire-fire game played by me and Nina last week, there was a make-believe fire on Gokhale road in India. We had to close the entire street for which daddy said "No way. you cannot close gokhale road. If there is fire, people will walk over it and it will vanish on its on"..for some reason, mommy looked annoyed..have I already mentioned to you that womenkind seem to get annoyed pretty fast..I think mommy has some contacts on gokhale road and she won't allow daddy to roam around there anymore..daddy better explore new roads..

Talking about exploring, daddy showed me this new thing called Google-Earth.
Daddy, why is it called Google-Earth if I can explore mars and moon there?

Its pretty cool-vool tool..while daddy and I were busy exploring Earth this last weekend, mommy for some reason seemed upset. Oh, did I mention to you that womenkind seem to get upset pretty often? But daddy assured me while holding cup of coffee that we are brought upon this earth for greater cause - which is to explore..besides you can not even find laundry and groceries in Google earth..way to go daddy..

So, whats cooking-vooking at your end? 

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