Friday, February 24, 2012

How late can we get?

Hey all!!
I am so excited because Dr. Seuss's birthday is coming up!!!
For those you know what I am talking about, I have nothing to say, except, I love Dr. Seuss and if you are looking around to give me some kind of a gift, think no further!
For those who don't know what am I talking about, I have nothing to say, except, if you are excited about my excitement and are looking around to give me some kind of a gift, look no more! Just saying..

How late can we get?
It's saturday
sun is shining
home is a mess
and kids are whining

Its breakfast time
for some of us
and for the rest
it's still night, just becuz...

groceries and parties
all on the same day
if only I can have a million hands
is what some of us say..

while some of us
are working a ton
the rest of us (including the one in our house)
say "what's the rush? relax and have fun!" ??!!!

party at 5
have to be on time
don't wanna miss 2 hour window
that's so divine

here we go, here we go
stand in the assembly line
eat, bathe and nap
don't you worry, we are doing just fine...

clock is ticking
do you wanna bet?
If we buy a gift
let's see how late can we get..

Who cares about the gift anyways?
we don't have friends of that kind
If we show up on time
I am sure they won't mind...

Friday, February 17, 2012

Manual?? Anyone?

It's me again! Neenaaaaaaaaaaaaa....cuz I need your help.
If you are in New Jersi and you see a kid on the streets looking for somethin, it must be me. Cuz I am looking for a manual for my mom . cuz she did not seem to get it. Or I dont get her. Somethin like that..Use your own brains...
So, since I dont have manual, I am talkin to you. If you are her frend, pleeez talk to her..
1> I am 2 or mostly 3. She is pretty old. When she asks me "what is wrong with you?", don't you think she shud know it? huh? I mean, eccu me, but who is the mom here?
2> It is O.K.A.Y to wear the same dress every single day to school. How come she does not know she will have to wash less clothes? I wonder if she is really that old or she just pretends to be.
3> When my shoes are not my size, she does not have to give them away. When I get smaller, they will fit me. I pramise.
4> I think I am doing a very good service to her when I wake up at 5:30 and tell her "waaaaaaaaaake up, its time to wakeeeeeee up". Geez so much for making sure your mom goes to office on time! How about a thank you or a lollipop?
5> Washing hands is optional. You can as well put them in your mouth to clean them. It does not make sense to get up, go to the sink and stand there for no reason. What a waste of water! Also, after you finish eating, it is okay to wash your hands in the cup in front of you. And then use the rest of the water to clean the table right over there. What a helper I am!
6> it is okay to pronounce Plaskit as Plaskit.
Gotta go. It's time I check on mommy ..more later when I get some time for see what I am talkin about?