Saturday, September 29, 2012

...That never...

you knew it was time
still you would not budge

your own brother was standing right behind you
he even gave you a gentle nudge

did not expect this from you
after what we have been through

I finally had to take the plunge
and face my fears
when you came out
somehow my mom was in tears

I hope your family does not follow the same suite
cause have you ever heard of something called deductible
I think its something like money
which I hope mom does demand from tooth fairy people

to the tooth that never fell
it's been pleasure....

PS: Tooth fairy, I do not accept checks. Because last time someone gave check to me and I never got the money please..


Friday, September 21, 2012


Sssssssssssssup guys!!!

Thought I should update you on my recent addictions..

In last couple of months people have been mentioning me the benefits of watching "The Big Bang Theory" and so I wanted to give it a try..given that I am so busy doing all self-centered things, I had to give up on something to make time for this..So I gave up fighting with you-know-who..making you-know-who the biggest fan ever of the show even before we gave it a try....It was a love at first sight for me with this show I must admit..I loved the entire cast and especially Sheldon..I adore the expression on his face and the voice when he is telling a lie..The voice of Shelton telling a lie amazingly resembles with the voice of you-know-who telling a lie ..or should we say "when not telling the truth" because here in DattaVille, we do not tell a sir..we just do not tell the truth..

And second one is ofcourse my Zumba class with Josi. Josi is the kind of like the girl I wanted to be when I was in my twenties..only thing is I did not know it back then..So Josi is a typical Manhattan kind of girl who seems to be happy just about anywhere and anytime - which is like living in fantasy world for me. So I am totally drawn to her world...She throws small packets of happiness at us when she is moving her tiny hands on the rhythm of the song which if we are agile enough, we can catch it..the more agile you are, the more happy you might be..and I heard Josi telling something about losing a pound, but I have yet to discover that side of the glory..So being the super-duper agile that Josi is, last Friday in the middle of the routine, she suddenly turned around and went close to a fellow class-goer and started dancing. This took the fello class-goer by a surprise and she fell on the floor. Luckily she was not hurt, and I could burst out laughing safely. It is so funny when people fell un-expectedly..I mean of me..But on the upside, I also laugh when I fall myself..Jay, please do not laugh when people fall until you are big enough to have your own blog and write about it..Addictions are not bad..especially when you discover how mean you can be and dancing is so not your thing..

peace out..

Wednesday, September 19, 2012


गंपती बाप्पा, गोड मानून घ्या आमचे लाडू
mummy आणि daddy ला बुद्धी द्या जेव्हा आम्ही हात जोडू
तसे ठीक आहेत रे ते
आमच्या काही complaints नाहीत
कधी कधी भांडतात थोडे
and thats alright
एक सांगू बाप्पा
तुझ्या उंदरासारखा एक उंदीर पाठवशील का रे मला?
दोन नको, एकच पुरे
नाहीतर mummy म्हणेल किती मागशील रे मुला
का पाहिजे ते सागतो तुला, दे इकडे तुझा कान
Lego पाहिजे तेव्हा store मध्ये जायला आहे कुठे वाहन?
आता कोण वाट बघणार weekend ची, week केवढा मोठा
आणि Amazon वर shopping करायला मी पडलो छोटा
आणि हा, while you are at it
थोडी chocolates पण sanction कर कि आमच्यासाठी
तू पाहिजे तेव्हा लाडू खावेस
मग हे rules का बरे आमच्यासाठी?
बाकी सगळे छान चाललाय रे, एक homework सोडला तर
माहीतच आहे ना तुला
but its okay, I will text about that
आता school ला जायचेय रे मला