Rated PG13

M driving N back home one evening...

N: Mamee why you driving so fast?
M: I am driving in the speed limit..
N: No, you driving fast..you want that car to hit our car and make loud noises?
M: No
N: you want to be in accident when that car hits?
M: No
N: You want to be dead?
M: No no
N: you want to be dead on the road for a long time and the blood coming out?
M: Nooooo...
N: Okay, can you give me my sikky cup?? I am hungry..
M: You finished all your milk already..
N: can you go fast? you want me to be hungry?
M: No..

and so on..